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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Saint Valentines Day Massage

Go on, she deserves it. Treat the lady(ies) you love to some pampering on Tuesday.

Other ideas for Saint VD pressies;

FIREPLACE DVD - great for the cold evenings when bugger all is on the TV. A 2 hour DVD of a roaring log fire. Something to cuddle up in front off.

TICKETS FOR A WEEKEND AWAY - Eurostar to Paris, stay in Versailles. The Trianon Palace Hotel, next to the Chateau, is exceptional. Bath robes that are worth getting arrested for stealing, a marble floored Roman Bath style swimming pool, suites/rooms that will blow you away, live Jazz in the bar of the adjacent and cheaper hotel The Trianon Residence. Take her to the Chien de Fume (The Smoking Dog) for sensational sea-food or a steak that you will remember for the rest of your lives, or to The Theatre restaurant for weird, but wonderful, dishes. Plus of course you can stroll round the Chateau to see how the other half used to live, the grounds are sensational. We are off there in April, the first trip there for the Love Goddess, my fifth. Or Brussels, if she likes beer.


Have fun. Treat her well.

PS - no more BotD tips from me. I'm making myself look a mug. I refuse to post details of my Golden Eggs and all that are left are average punts and trades that are, this month, showing a 27% loss. I couldn't have got yesterday's rugby trade more wrong, could I?

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Feb 06 - Bet of the Day 4

I will post it once I am matched but the first trade of the day will be in the France v Ireland 6 Nations game, live on BBC Kick Off 13:30 UK Time. The markets are a little quiet at present.

Getting a bit fed-up with those bad football punts of mine. Punting has never been a strong point for me especially in the round ball game !


1000 start bank now at 930
France v Ireland - Total Match Points
Under 44.5pts TRADE (20% risked) 190@2.30

LAY in-play 200@1.70 (hopefully matched first half, if we have a quiet start)

Gives +107.00 if it stays unders, +10 if it don't

Be Lucky

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Feb 06 - Bet of the Day 3

Lay Chelsea in the AH -1.5 5%@2.04

Posted just before the game starts, as I had trouble getting on the PC tonight. Bloody kids !

Improving Betting Discipline and P/L within 6 weeks

I have tried to help others improve their gambling discipline in the past but not very successfully. Maybe discipline cannot be taught. Maybe you have it or you don’t. It reminds me very much of the need/desire to smoke. Every sensible person knows it is wrong. The very sensible never start smoking. The sensible smokers try and stop. Some succeed and never smoke again, others will just have a little puff when they have good times (parties) or bad times (funerals). Others will not even try to give up because it is too difficult, too boring, or not needed – mugs !

My suggestions to improve discipline and hopefully turn around poor P/L are;

First week - The advice I normally give punters wishing to reform is to stop betting immediately. Take a week off – NO BETS. Use you newly liberated free time to improve other things in your life. Love, Health, Family. Take a break then come back refreshed and eager to change your previously non-profitable gambling.

Second Week – set your target. 3% average profit per day is a useful place to start. Or you can change this into a “per bet/trade” target based on how many bets/trades on average you expect to have. Approx. 4 bets per day, with a 0.7% average profit target on each works well for me.

Set up a spreadsheet that tracks each bet/trade, that shows recommend stake/risk level based on fixed criteria (e.g. 20% of accumulated bank per trade or 5% per punt) and tracks the bet’s profit.

Have a column that tracks your accumulated betting P/L against your target. So after 30 bets I know that a 1000 GBP betting bank should have risen to 1233 GBP. You can also have a text column that tells you if you are “ABOVE” or “BELOW” target. Plus if you really want to be flash, set up a graph of bet numbers, tracked against actual and target P/L. Nothing is as nice to see as your P/L graph heading the right way – UPWARDS.

Spend the second week looking for ways to achieve your target but without betting. My advice is look for something that you enjoy, has convenient event times, that maybe you have TV access to, that you have special knowledge of, or access to special knowledge off (OLBG tipsters perhaps – follow the good ones, lay the bad ones?). Now find 5 strategies, that include an element of trading, that you feel has a good chance of meeting the target.

Spend the rest of the second week running the 5 strategies on separate spreadsheets using pretend money. This gets you used to using the sheets and, as you are not using real money, it improves discipline.

Third Week – Two weeks without betting? How did it go? Those smokers who try and give up the dreaded weed have nicotine patches to help. They haven’t invented “mug punter” patches yet ! Seriously though, if you can’t go two weeks without a bet then give up trying to improve your discipline and/or your P/L. You are doomed to a life of trying to make it work but always failing. \If you did make it through two weeks without a bet then well done. Treat yourself to a night out or weekend away with the money you saved.

At the start of the third week you need to review the spreadsheet and 5 strategies. Hopefully the 5 you picked have shown a small profit, and/or bags of potential. Maybe you have changed the detail of how to play them. Change them, dump them, pick new ones. Do what you have to and track the improvements through-out this third week.

Fourth week - Review the 5 strategies again at the start of the 4th week and ditch any that aren’t performing well enough. By now you should be familiar with spreadsheet use, your discipline is shit hot, and you have 2 or 3 strategies that show potential – now is the time to play for real money but with small stakes (10% of what you will end of using).

Restart the spreadsheets with a small but real betting bank. Try them for real. Observe their strength’s and weaknesses, look for improvements.

Fifth week – monitor your progress each week. Improve. If your strategies suck then dump them and start again with new ones. But DO NOT use full stakes until you have confidence in your strategies and more importantly in your discipline. If things are going well then treat yourself to a non-gambling treat. A meal with the family, a night out with the boys, a new (or second) flat screen monitor. Do something to reward yourself. Five weeks of disciplined gambling using 2 or 3 reasonable strategies is worthy of reward.

Sixth week – If at the end of this week you are still disciplined and still above target then increase the stakes to the full level.

Other practical advice;

- Strategies should be trialed for longer than 3 weeks, to become proven Golden Egg Laying Geese, but at least with discipline and regular reviews it will take you a long while to lose what you had previously been losing every month.
- Keep learning, keep improving. Some of the threads on the Betfair forum are very useful, especially for newly disciplined but inexperienced traders.
- Pre-race (low risk) trading can be profitable. This is where you combine backs and lays, with price swings, to gain a small profit before the race starts. But you will need to have extra special discipline levels to make it work. Due to its low profit margin, one mistake in this trading could easily wipe out all profits that have taken a month to build up.
- Once you have 2 or 3 strategies that work you can add to them. All new strategies should be tested as above, by a few weeks of paper trading, and a few weeks of small stakes.
- Very few people will share strategies that work otherwise their “edge”, advantage over the market, will reduce. If anyone tells you that they can make the game pay without trading, treat them with suspicion. It is very very tough to consistently beat the market without at least an element of trading. If they offer to sell you tips then ask yourself – “why are they selling the Goose That Lays Golden Eggs”?
- When selecting punting/trading strategies ask yourself why the strategies should work. Do they take advantage of market over-reactions? E.g. Consider a race with two joint favourites – the course/distance/trainer/jockey are all positives. One JF always runs from the front, leading, the other is always held up and makes the occasional mistake but normally recovers and finishes well – which would you rather back pre-race? I would rather back the lead horse and lay off all or some of the risk in-running, taking advantage of a market over-reaction on the lead horse. Going for a level green screen (equal win on all outcomes) or using trading to improve the effective odds on my view of the race outcome being correct.
- “one button’ betting software can be useful especially with their improved Betfair page refresh rates and the ability to download prices into excel. The downside is that mistakes can be costly. One click bets can also mean one click mistakes, some of which could cause a big dent in your P/L.
- Never bet what you can’t afford to lose. Gambling addiction is an illness, seek help. http://www.gamcare.org.uk/site.builder/helpline.html

That’s all I am prepared to say on this subject for free. Good luck.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Comments?

Seems like my recent posts haven't had a box for comments. I've adjusted the settings so hopefully this post has a comments box.

I received a comment from Blackie about discipline and will do a write up that may help him and others.

All other comments welcomed.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Is There Anyone Out There?

Let me have your comments. I get easily bored so if no one is reading I will soon give up.

I've sorted some old betfair forum files out so if anyone wants to post a question or two about betting strategies, staking or discipline let me know and I will answer with the help of some other wise old owls.

I've started work on Alfie's Guide To Lausanne. Its my favourite city but not many Brits go there. Maybe thats one of its attractions? Anyway its HQ of the International Olympic Committee and they know how to pick good venues. Its an hour away from Mont Blanc, 30 mins by boat from Evian which has a cracking casino. Its 40 minutes train ride away from Geneva airport, which is a short and cheap EasyJet flight away from Blighty. Despite being in Switzerland it has great night life. Well worth a visit.

I had the pleasure of a flight in to London City airport last week. That direct tube/DLR connection makes it so much better if your heading for the city. Very impressed that it eventually got it right after being open 18 years.

Feedback?

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Feb 06 - Bet of the Day 2

A BOTD blow out for me yesterday. But the 1.30 could have been layed off @1.08 first half. Who says trading don't pay !

Today's Betfair bet;

Chelsea v Liverpool
TOTAL GOALS
LAY 3 or more goals
(risking 5%) @2.60 (1% commission)

Guide to Amsterdam

I know the city reasonably well and thought I would post a few tips for visitors;

The comedy club Boom Chicago have a good on-line guide to the city – read it first.
http://www.boomchicago.nl/Section/Real-Amsterdam/

Good advice about smoke, sex and bars/music venues. You can pick up a hard copy for free from their bar. It has a good map on the back, always handy when the canals all start looking the same at 2am after a smoky evening.

Boom Chicago is a good place to start an evening – American style comedy show, improv. Meals there are good and also you can’t get too out of it there as you are being entertained. So when you finish there at 11pm you are ready to “start” the evening, and your in Leidersplein with all its bars and music. Amsterdam stays open late but most weekenders never see much after 2am, stoned in a gutter.

Best coffee shop in my view is Homegrown Fantasy on Nieuwezijds near Dam Square, easy to walk straight past it but worth finding. Great atmosphere in there, loads of locals which is always a good sign. More expensive than most but well worth it. The Shiva and Super Skunk come highly recommended. You can also borrow puzzles and games from behind the alcohol free bar. Games always seem so much funnier after a smoke. http://www.greenhouse-effect.nl/index2.html


Dolphins Coffee Shop near Leidersplein is cool too. Bit small though but loads of bongs and watch out for the fish swimming in the lights behind the bar – yes they are real. http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/Database/ShopsA/Dolphin.html


Paradiso is best music venue - near Leidersplein. http://www.paradiso.nl/index2.php

Or if you like blues then http://www.bourbonstreet.nl/index2.htm is also near Leidersplein.

http://www.heineken-music-hall.nl/english.php also another live music venue

Best sex show Casa Rosa - see Boom Chicago guide. Try and get a seat downstairs so you can be pulled up on stage for a bit of harmless fun.

Banana club? - never been but my mate nearly lost an eye there from a flying dildo. Boom guide says go when it is busy and seems to give it a good write up.

The strip club, La Vie En Rose behind the Oude Kerk (Dutch for old church) can be an excellent evening - it almost became my local lol. It was there that I first met Natalie the Union Jack Bikini clad angel. LVER has a difficult to find location. Walk from your Central Station until you come to Winston’s Hotel, then turn left, left and left again. You should be in a dingy looking alley with “windows” on your right. LVER is at the end of that alley. You pay to get in and the drinks aren’t cheap, especially after midnight – but it can be fun and it is fairly safe.

Teasers bar on Damrak has nice girls dancing and is a tame way to start an evening – but move on quickly there is much better places to go.

Casino http://www.hollandcasino.com/ can get very busy, but its okay. No free drinks though!


AMS even has a chippie is you miss dear old Blighty that much http://www.dinnersite.nl/restaurant/index.php?RN=19010&lng=en


Get your self a stripkaart for the buses and trams, strips of tickets. Best way to travel. The Kaarts are sold at tobacconists and at some hotel receptions.

If you fancy some football then try http://www.amsterdamarena.nl/index.php?pointer=1-2-2131 - they also do a stadium tour. It’s a short journey out of the centre by Metro. The metro takes bus stripkaarts tickets.

Best place for cigarettes seems to be the small shop in the alley besides C&As. Great selection.

You can hire a bike next to central station if your feeling energetic. Once you have the bike, go behind central station and catch a ferry straight across the river heading North. Once off the ferry keep going north following the large canal and within 10 minutes you will be in the countryside.

Or even a bike tour http://www.mikesbiketoursamsterdam.com/

As you come out of Central Station if you look to your right you will see a multi-storey bike “car-park’. The bicycle is much loved in dear old Amsterdam.

The diamond exhibitions can be fun. Ive been to Costers near the Rijks Museum. http://www.costerdiamonds.com/main.html It’s a free guide to diamonds, how they are graded, cut and polished. And at the end you get to hold a few. No sales pressure either.


Other useful websites;
http://underwateramsterdam.com/
http://www.amsterdam.info/

Saturday, February 04, 2006

What Women Want To Hear?

"I'm wrong.
I'm very sorry.
I Love You."

Works a treat.

Plus if you gift wrap a book as well she might be even happier. Kim Cattrell's book on the Female Orgasm is available at some of the cheaper London outlets at less than 6 quid. I saw it in the bookstore on Regent Street half way between Oxford Circus Tube Station and The Langham Hotel. Go get it boys ;-)

Feb 06 - Bet of the Day 1

Wales to win +26.5 points 5%@1.30 LOST